Fox News made light of a recent story on recycled toilet paper, which is easy to do because it’s natural to get goofy when talking about poo-related issues. However, Rolfe Skar Senior Forest Campaigner from Greenpeace took the matter a little more seriously, considering the millions of trees destroyed in the making of soft tissue.

“We know that if we put a man on the moon, we can certainly make a soft, comfortable toilet paper out of recycled fiber,” Skar said.

Check out Greenpeace’s Green Guide to see which products you can buy that won’t destroy our forests.

Okay, so we don’t know what to think about this one. We here at EcoTechNinja really, really want to promote environmentally-friendly products, but asking us to recycle our toilet paper might be pushing it. The jury’s still out.

So Wallypop Toilet Wipes are supposedly stench free - though they don’t mention whether their lack of stinky is before or after they’re covered with human feces. Wait! Okay, okay - we apologize to Wallypop. We just read, “Using cloth wipes for urine-only visits to the bathroom is so simple it’s hardly worth mentioning. Go, wipe, and then toss the wipe into whatever container you prefer.”

So, it might make sense after all. Use paper for your “longer” bathroom visits and reusable cloth wipes for your occasional quick wizz.

Wallypop says, “Using cloth toilet wipes actually has many advantages. For one, it’s a lot more comfortable and soft on your most delicate body parts. It’s also more economical, uses less paper, and saves you those late-night trips to the store. And cloth wipes can be used wet without any of the sopping disintegration that regular toilet paper is prone to.”

So, what do you think? Will you consider making the switch to reusable cloth wipes? Or is it just too much for you to handle right now? We’re still on the fence.